Justin
Daughter: Hey mum i’m going to my room with my boyfriend.
Mum: Okay don’t do anything stupid.
*.Gf & Bf go into bedroom.*
Daughter screams: Baby, baby, baby ohh!
*.Mum runs into her room.*
Mum: What are you doing!?!?!?!?
Daughter: Mum we’re having sex, get out!
Mum: Oh thank god i thought you were listening to justin bieber.
O.J. killed a white chick, and walked; kobe bryant supposedly raped a white chick and walked; michael vick killed a dog, dat nigga is goin ta jail. da moral of da story is keep killin and rapin dem white bitches, but leave dem dogs alone
— Eddie Griffin